In the interest of accuracy and succinctness please find below a series of boilerplate texts, all under the Twitter 280 character limit, for your use in distributing hot information gleaned in the run-up to and during the summer transfer window.*
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[Insert Player Name] would have been a fine transfer if we’d sold him last summer. If [Insert Team Name] really were ready to give us [Insert Price, in Pounds Sterling] for him and we passed somebody needs a smack in the face for not taking that cash
Arsenal are keen on [Insert Player Name] who has also been monitored by [Insert Other Team Name]. Behind the scenes [Insert Player’s Current Team] are increasingly resigned to losing [Insert Player Name] and being forced to cash in during the next transfer window
Arsenal have made contact with [Insert Team Name] about [Insert Player Name]. However, [Insert Team Name] are reluctant to part with him for any less than [Insert Price, in Pounds Sterling].
While Arsenal have had discussions about [Insert Player Name] with [Insert Team Name], a late offer from [Insert Team Name] may derail these plans. As a backup Arsenal have targeted [Insert Player Name], who should come at a significantly lower price.
Though a supreme creative talent, [Insert Manager Name] does not see the fit for [Insert Player Name] within the current squad. This despite being available for a mere [Insert Price, in Pounds Sterling].
Arsenal are close to a deal with [Insert Player Name], however they are not yet close to matching [Insert Team Name]‘s valuation.
While [Insert Player Name] is approaching the final year of his contract, Arsenal do not see the value in extending the deal an extra year.
Once again the Gunners appear to be missing out on their number one target, [Insert Player Name].
* Thanks to @GiantGooner and @SouthMetroAFC for their critical contributions to this resource.